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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 16:16

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Daigo Umehara reacts to the universal mechanic changes coming to Street Fighter 6 Season 3 - EventHubs

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

share office space ...

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No go.

Next, they tried...

What baseball stories from the early days of the sport seem too bizarre to be true?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

So, the docs changed it to read

Former Red Sox All-Star Designated For Assignment One Day After Season Debut - NESN

Then came..

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

I live in Massachusetts. Are there any resources here for people that are being harassed by voice to skull, etc.?

Unacceptable again!

Just Forget it!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So they tried

Why is China the first in the world to counter the "reciprocal tariff"?

Thumbs down again.

Still no good

Minds and Behinds

What is a good investment portfolio for someone starting in their 20s? 90% VT and 10% BND for a Roth IRA then 100% TDF for a 401k?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Freaks and Cheeks

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Loons and Moons

Is there any way that I can sign up for multiple newsletters from as many companies as possible at once using a single form?

No way

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

What exactly is digital marketing?