What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 22.06.2025 16:16

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They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
An unexpected Seahawks player appears in Madden 26 reveal trailer - Field Gulls
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
Next, they tried...
What baseball stories from the early days of the sport seem too bizarre to be true?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
Former Red Sox All-Star Designated For Assignment One Day After Season Debut - NESN
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Bethenny Frankel Reveals Her Teenage Daughter Bryn's Reaction to Her SI Swimsuit Look - People.com
Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs is facing trial — and these eccentric sketch artists - The Washington Post
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
Why is China the first in the world to counter the "reciprocal tariff"?
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dave Chappelle and Mo Amer on Politics and Comedy, SNL Monologues - Variety
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
No way
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.